i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Randomize
