I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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