This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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