That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The power of my boobs compel you
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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