Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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