I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
where does the pee come out of this thing
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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