actually, I'm a sock model
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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