VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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