my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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