Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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