Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
