i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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