What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I am mentally ready for anal.
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