I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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