If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
