I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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