ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
