dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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