I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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