I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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