so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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