So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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