i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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