I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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