It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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