That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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