oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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