The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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