He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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