I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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