Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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