ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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