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• (917): View more from New York City

  I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  what time did you get home last night?

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  SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time

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  He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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• (408): View more from California

  How was your sisters wedding?

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  Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.

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  sisterhood ftl.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.

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• (914): View more from New York

  we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.

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