I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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