David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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