come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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