oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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