Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
