We're like a lot better than the average bears
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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