i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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