Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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