It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
How naked do you want me to be?
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