remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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