I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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