the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
nutella sex= disaster
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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