NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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