My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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