There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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