a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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