I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
she pinky promised me she was 18
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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